Don't Hurt Me, My Healer!

Don't Hurt Me, My Healer! (このヒーラー、めんどくさい, Kono Hīrā, Mendokusai, "This Healer's a Handful") is a Japanese fantasy comedy manga series by Tannen ni Hakkō. It has been serialized online via Kadokawa's ComicWalker website since July 2019 and has been collected in five tankōbon volumes. An anime television series adaptation by Jumondou premiered in April 2022.

Don't Hurt Me, My Healer!
Cover of the first tankōbon volume
このヒーラー、めんどくさい
(Kono Hīrā, Mendokusai)
GenreFantasy comedy[1]
Manga
Written byTannen ni Hakkō
Published byKadokawa Shoten (vol. 1-2)
Media Factory (vol. 3-present)
ImprintMF Comics
MagazineComicWalker
Monthly Comic Flapper (October 5, 2020-present)
DemographicSeinen
Original runJuly 31, 2019 – present
Volumes5
Anime television series
Directed byNobuaki Nakanishi
Written byFumihiko Shimo
Music bySatoshi Igarashi
StudioJumondou
Licensed byCrunchyroll
Original networkAT-X, Tokyo MX, Kansai TV, BS11
Original run April 10, 2022 – present
Episodes4

Plot

In a fantasy world full of adventuring warriors battling monsters and villains, the heroes and their party members are usually supported by a healer. Alvin, a fully-armored adventurer trying to make a name for himself, meets a dark elf named Carla on his journey who claims to be a healer. However, her spells and her attitude seem to cause him more harm than good, and after she "accidentally" hits Alvin with a curse, the two are forced to travel together.

Characters
Carla (カーラ, Kāra)
Voiced by: Aguri Ōnishi[2]
Alvin (アルヴィン, Aruvin)
Voiced by: Takuya Satō[2]
Mushroom (キノコ, Kinoko) / Altargaia (オルテガイア, Orutegaia)
Voiced by: Asuna Tomari[3]
Mostly Bear (オオムネクマ, Ōmune Kuma)
Voiced by: Hiroshi Shirokuma[4]
Cow (牛, Gyū)
Voiced by: Show Hayami[4]
Maria Deathflame (マリア・デスフレイム, Maria Desufureimu)
Voiced by: Saori Hayami[4]

Media

Manga

Don't Hurt Me, My Healer! is written and illustrated by Tannen ni Hakkō. It began serialization in Kadokawa's ComicWalker website on July 31, 2019. It also began serialization in Media Factory's seinen manga magazine Monthly Comic Flapper on October 5, 2020. Kadokawa Shoten published the series' first two volumes in print between February and September 2020 and then switched to Media Factory from the third volume in April 2021. As of April 2022, five tankōbon volumes have been released.[5]

Volumes
No. Release date ISBN
1 February 21, 2020[6]978-4-04-064165-2
2 September 23, 2020[7]978-4-04-064905-4
3 April 23, 2021[8]978-4-04-680354-2
4 October 22, 2021[9]978-4-04-680808-0
5 April 22, 2022[5]978-4-04-681337-4

Anime

In April 2021, an anime television series adaptation was announced by Kadokawa.[1] It is produced by Jumondou and directed by Nobuaki Nakanishi, with Fumihiko Shimo handling the series' scripts, Chisato Kikunaga designing the characters, and Satoshi Igarashi composing the music.[2] It premiered on April 10, 2022, on AT-X, Tokyo MX, Kansai TV, and BS11. The opening theme song is "Jellyfish na Kimi e" (To the Jellyfish-like You) by Aguri Ōnishi, while the ending theme song is "HERO in HEALER" by Ōnishi, Takuya Satō, and Asuna Tomari.[3] Crunchyroll has licensed the series.[4]

Episode list
No.Title [10][11]Directed by [10]Written by [10]Storyboarded by [10]Original air date [12]
1"That's the Deal with Episode 1"
Transcription: "Sonna Daiichiwa" (Japanese: そんな第一話)		Nobuaki NakanishiFumihiko ShimoNobuaki NakanishiApril 10, 2022 (2022-04-10)
Officially titled "In this world where monsters are rampant, Alvin (male lead/armored warrior) is trying to make it as an adventurer in a land ravaged by monsters and other such baddies when he ends up getting the bad end of a fight with a bear-like creature only to be saved by the dark elf healer girl Carla (female lead/dark elf) who happens to be passing by except her personality being what it is things turn into an argument which confuses the bear creature even more and then something not in the original manga happens where they get taken back to the bear's house and some of the manga fans are like "Huh?" but see this is based on a manga that was published online before the comic was serialized called "What Story Is This?" that was set in the same world so the anime staff and manga creators asked to use this space to explain what's going on also there's no codes or hidden messages in this just so you know and that's the deal with episode 1" (魔物やモンスターがはびこる世界で冒険者の道を歩もうとするアルヴィン（主人公／甲冑の戦士）は熊の怪物と戦いピンチのところに運良くダークエルフのヒーラーの女の子カーラ（ヒロイン／ダークエルフ）が通りかかったがカーラの性格があまりにもあまりなので言い合いになり熊の怪物も困惑しさらにそのあと熊自宅に連れていかれるという原作コミックスにない展開があるので原作ファンの中には『あれ？』と思うかたもいらっしゃるでしょうけれどこれは雑誌連載以前にネットで発表されていた『これ、何の話ですか？』をいう同じ世界観の漫画を元にしているのでご了承くださいとお願いするスタッフと原作サイドの意向をこの場を借りてご説明させていただきつつなおこの長いサブタイトルには縦読みや斜め読みのような仕掛けはないのでそのこともおことわりしておきたいそんな第一話, Mamono ya Monsutā ga Habikoru Sekai de Bōkensha no Michi o Ayumō to Suru Aruvin (Shujinkō/Katchū no Senshi) wa Kuma no Kaibutsu to Tatakai Pinchi no Tokoro ni Unyoku Dāku Erufu no Hīrā no Onna no Ko Kāra (Hiroin/Dāku Erufu) ga Tōrikakatta ga Kāra no Seikaku ga Amarinimo Amari na no de Iiai ni Nari Kuma no Kaibutsu mo Konwaku Shi Sara ni Sono Ato Kuma Jitaku ni Tsurete Ikareru to Iu Gensaku Komikkusu ni Nai Tenkai ga Aru no de Gensaku Fan no Naka ni wa "Are?" to Omou Kata mo Irassharu Deshō Keredo Kore wa Zasshi Rensai Izen ni Netto de Happyōsarete Ita "Kore, Nan no Hanashi Desu Ka?" O Iu Onaji Sekaikan no Manga o Moto ni Shite Iru no de Goryōshō Kudasai to Onegai Suru Sutaffu to Gensaku Saido no Ikō o Kono Ba o Karite Gosetsumeisasete Itadaki Tsutsu Nao Kono Nagai Sabutaitoru ni wa Tate Yomi ya Naname Yomi no Yō na Shikake wa Nai no de Sono Koto mo Okotowari Shite Okitai Sonna Daiichiwa)
2"That's the Deal with Episode 2"
Transcription: "Sonna Dainiwa" (Japanese: そんな第二話)		Ryouki KamitsuboFumihiko ShimoRyouki KamitsuboApril 17, 2022 (2022-04-17)
Officially titled "Forced to travel with Carla, a healer, Alvin resumes his original quest to gather antidote herbs, but on the way he ends up getting attacked in a graveyard by ghosts which they manage to escape unexpectedly, but then he falls into a trap set by goblins and basically the first half of the episode is filled with great suffering but Carla's curse is still in effect so he can't get away from her and there's even more suffering in store nevertheless and anyway these titles are really long and kind of serve double-duty as next episode previews and we're pretty curious about how many people actually listen to the whole thing and that's the deal with episode 2" (ヒーラーのカーラと一緒に旅をする羽目になったアルヴィンは本来の目的である毒消し草集めを続けようとするのだが途中の墓場でいきなりゴーストと戦闘になり思いがけない方法でどうにか切り抜けたと思ったら今度はゴブリンの罠にはまってしまうなどＡパートだけでさんざん苦労する上に呪いもまだ発動中なのでカーラと離れるわけにもいかないし今後のさらなる苦労がしみじみ思いやられるそれにしてもこの長い長いサブタイトルは実は次回予告も兼ねているのだけれどちゃんと全部聞いてくれている人がどれだけいるのかいささかならず気がかりでもあるそんな第二話, Hīrā no Kāra to Issho ni Tabi o Suru Hame ni Natta Aruvin wa Honrai no Mokuteki de Aru Dokukeshi Kusa Atsume o Tsuzukeyō to Suru no da ga Tochū no Hakaba de Ikinari Gōsuto to Sentō ni Nari Omoigakenai Hōhō de Dōnika Kirinuketa to Omottara Kondo wa Goburin no Wana ni Hamatte Shimau nado Ē Pāto dake de Sanzan Kurō Suru Ue ni Noroi mo Mada Hatsudō-chū na no de Kāra to Hanareru Wake ni mo Ikanaishi Kongo no Sara Naru Kurō ga Shimijimi Omoi Yarareru Sore ni Shite mo Kono Nagai Nagai Sabutaitoru wa Jitsu wa Jikai Yokoku mo Kanete Iru no da keredo Chanto Zenbu Kiite Kurete Iru Hito ga Dore dake Iru no ka Isasaka Narazu Ki ga Kari de mo Aru Sonna Dainiwa)
3"That's the Deal with Episode 3"
Transcription: "Sonna Daisanwa" (Japanese: そんな第三話)		Susumu YamamotoFumihiko ShimoHitomi EzoeApril 24, 2022 (2022-04-24)
Officially titled "Despite the terrible time he's been having during his travels with Carla the healer for two episodes Alvin tries to keep up his job as a monster-hunting adventurer which I guess shows some pretty impressive resolve except when he runs into a mushroom monster he challenges to a fight and it turns out to be tougher than expected and by the way this won't get mentioned in the series proper but its species is called matango and you might think it has an adult male voice but also given how it was drawn in the manga a childish voice might work too, and it's just one big surprise after another, but the truth is we actually wrote this title in early 2021 before we cast the voice actor, so I'm actually looking forward to who's voicing it but anyway there's more going on than the question of whether Alvin can beat the mushroom and that's the deal with episode 3" (二話までのカーラとの二人旅で大概ひどい目にあっているにも関わらずモンスター狩りの冒険者としてがんばり続けようとするアルヴィンの志の高さはなかなかのものかもしれないけれども出くわしたキノコのモンスターに戦いを挑んでみたら意外とそこそこ難敵でまた本編には出てこない設定だけれども種族はマタンゴだそうでさらに声は大人の男性かと思ったら原作のイメージでは少年っぽい声もアリとのことで意外な上にも意外さが積み増しされつつところが実はこのサブタイトルを作っている２０２１年前半の時点ではまだキャストが決まっておらずどんな配役になるのかも楽しみながら果たしてアルヴィンはこのキノコに勝てるのだろうかという話だけでは終わらないそんな第三話, Niwa Made no Kāra to no Futaritabi de Taigai Hidoi Me ni Atteiru ni mo Kakawarazu Monsutā Kari no Bōkensha to Shite Ganbari Ttsuzukeyou to Suru Aruvin no Kokorozashi no Takasa wa Nakanaka no Monokamo Shirenaikeredomo Dekuwashita Kinoko no Monsutā ni Tatakai o Idonde Mitara Igai to Sokosoko Nanteki de Mata Honpen ni wa Detekonai Settei Dakeredomo Shuzoku wa Matango da Sōde Sarani Koe wa Otona no Dansei ka to Omottara Gensaku no Imēji de wa Shōnen ppoi Koe mo Ari to no Koto de Igaina-jō ni mo Igaisa ga Tsumimashi sa Retsutsu Tokoro ga Jitsu wa Kono Sabutaitoru o Tsukutte iru Nisen Nijūichi-nen Zenhan no Jitende wa Mada Kyasuto ga Kimatte Orazu Donna Haiyaku ni Naru no Kamo Tanoshiminagara Hatashite Aruvin wa Kono Kinoko ni Kateru Nodarou ka to Iu Hanashi Dakede wa Owaranai Sonna Daisanwa)
4"That's the Deal with Episode 4"
Transcription: "Sonna Daiyonwa" (Japanese: そんな第四話)		Kiyoto NakajimaFumihiko ShimoNagisa MiyazakiMay 1, 2022 (2022-05-01)
Officially titled "The first dungeon Alvin tackles with Carla is designed for beginners which is very nice and so even Alvin seems to be flying through it but of course being the veteran rookie he is he isn't without his struggles and he once again reveals his aptitude(?) for falling into holes and even causes their mushroom monster companion to worry and come to think of it the mushroom guy who showed up last episode has a name (it's Altargaia) and there aren't many chances to call him that but we would like you to remember it and by the way if you're having trouble reading these titles to the end we just wanted to remind you that you can pause the video or maybe check the show's homepage and that's the deal with episode 4" (アルヴィンがカーラと一緒に初めてのダンジョンに挑んだところこのダンジョンが初心者向けの親切設計でだったのでさすがのアルヴィンも軽々と攻略できるかと思いきやそこはさすがベテランルーキーと呼ばれるだけあってそう簡単にいくはずもなくこれからも時々出てくる落とし穴にはまる持ち芸（？）を披露したり一緒についてきたキノコの魔物にも心配されたりそういえば前回から登場したこのキノコは名前をオルテガイアというのであんまり呼ばれる機会がないけれどいちおうご記憶いただきたくところでこのサブタイトルを読みきれない人は動画を停止状態にする以外にも番組ＨＰで確認するという手があるのでよければそちらもご覧くださいと告知もしつつのそんな第四話, Aruvin ga Kāra to Issho ni Hajimete no Danjon ni Idonda Tokoro kono Danjon ga Shoshinsha-muke no Shinsetsu Sekkei Dedattanode Sasuga no Aruvin mo Karugaru to Kōryaku Dekiru ka to Omoikiya Soko wa Sasuga Beteranrūkī to Yobareru Dakeatte Sō Kantan ni Ikuhazu mo Naku Korekara mo Tokidoki Detekuru Otoshiana ni Hamaru Mochigei(?) o Hirō Shitari Issho ni Tsuite Kita Kinoko no Mamono ni mo Shinpai Saretari Sō Ieba Zenkai kara Tōjō Shita kono Kinoko wa Namae o Orutegaia to Iu Node Anmari Yobareru Kikai ga Naikeredo Ichiō go Kioku Itadakitaku Tokorode kono Sabutaitoru o Yomi Kirenai Hito wa Dōga o Teishi Jōtai ni Suru Igai ni mo Bangumi Eichi Pī de Kakunin Suru to Iu te ga Arunode Yokereba Sochira mo Gorankudasai to Kokuchi mo Shitsutsu no Sonna Daiyonwa)
5"That's the Deal with Episode 5"
Transcription: "Sonna" (Japanese: そんな第五話)		TBATBATBAMay 8, 2022 (2022-05-08)
Officially titled " The owner of the inn they visit seems very nice, but Carla accidentally forces him to reveal a surprising true form and then the old lady they happen to meet on the road also reveals an unexpected side and this confirms once again that there are monsters in the world that disguise themselves as human but by the way the name of the inn is "Stay, Burin!" and some of you might not know where that name comes from but it's from a pretty famous show so if you know it you're definitely wallowing in nostalgia rigt now and that's the deal with episode 5" (そんな第五話, Sonna)

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