Thirteen Albatrosses (or, Falling off the Mountain)
Thirteen Albatrosses (or Falling off a Mountain) is an American novel written by Donald Harington. It was published in 2002.
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Author | Donald Harington |
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Country | United States |
Language | English |
Series | Stay More cycle |
Genre | Literary fiction |
Publisher | The Toby Press |
Publication date | September 2006 |
Media type | Print (Hardback & Paperback) |
Pages | 400 pp |
ISBN | 1-59264-168-7 |
Plot
First Part: Primary
Vernon Ingledew decides to run for governor. He has no political experience, but he is the great-great-great-grandson of Jacob Ingledew, who used to be the governor of Arkansas during Reconstruction. Vernon's best friend, Day, and Day's wife, Diana, discuss with Don and Kim that they had already expected Vernon to run for governor, and exchange ideas on why he had decided to do it. Vernon is a genius and he has a self-enriching program that he uses to learn new things. He spends one year learning everything there is to know about two subjects starting at the beginning of the alphabet. He learns everything there is to know about art history and astronomy when he starts this “program.” Vernon got to “P” and alphabetically after philosophy came politics so he decides that the best way to learn politics is to become a politician.
Characters
- Vernon Ingledew – running for governor, atheist, never attending college, lives in sin with his first cousin, Jelena, displays a hysterically cryptic vocabulary
- Jelena Ingledew - Vernon’s first cousin and “living partner”
- Day Whittacker – Vernon’s best friend
- Diana Whittacker – Day’s wife
Elements
- Extirpate
To pull up by the roots. To destroy totally; exterminate.
- Politics – running for governor
Reception
“Harington is the greatest writer living in America. This book resonates…” - Peter Straub
“Wild, weird, and wonderful.” - KIRKUS (starred review)