Take me to your leader (phrase)
"Take me to your leader" is a science-fiction cartoon catchphrase, said by an extraterrestrial alien who has just landed on Earth in a spacecraft to the first human they happen to meet. In cartoons, the theme is frequently varied for comic effect, such as a pun on the phrase to suit the setting, or the alien addressing an animal or object they assume is an earthling.

It is believed to have originated in a 1953 cartoon by Alex Graham in The New Yorker magazine. The cartoon depicted two aliens telling a horse "Kindly take us to your President!"[1][2]
By May 1957, when the "Mr. Zero" episode of the Adventures of Superman aired, the phrase was already a popular cliché.
The phrase it's mentioned at the end of the song "Monster Mash" performed by the band "The Big O" from the 1988 original movie soundtrack "Return of the Living Dead 2"
In science fiction
The phrase is also frequently used in parody science-fiction media. Notable examples of its use include:
- "If it's not too much of a cliché, take me to your leader. If it is too much of a cliché, take me anyway."
- (Luke Skywalker, in Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor (2008))
- The phrase is used in a message to Jodie Foster's character in Robert Zemeckis's 1997 film Contact.
- "I want you to do something for me", she said, and unexpectedly laughed. "I want," she said, and laughed again. She put her hand over her mouth and said with a straight face, "I want you to take me to your leader."
- (from Life, the Universe and Everything (1982) by Douglas Adams, describing Trillian addressing the inhabitants of Krikkit)
- Numerous uses on the BBC television series Doctor Who (1963—present), usually spoken by the Doctor in a tongue-in-cheek or annoyed manner
- In the 2018 Bumblebee film, one of the Decepticons quotes the phrase after requesting to use human technology to look for the Autobot Bumblebee.
- Titles of songs, albums, and other works - see Take Me to Your Leader
- In Protector by Larry Niven, Jack Brennan, after transforming into a protector, jokingly tells his finders “Take me to your leader” when they think he is an alien.
References
- The Yale Book of Quotations, Yale University Press, 2006, p. 320, ISBN 9780300107982
- "What Do You Say to an Alien?". New York Times. February 11, 2012. Retrieved 2012-02-12.
The first words of a conversation initiated by aliens were immortalized in a 1953 New Yorker cartoon by Alex Graham: 'Take me to your leader.'